The thing called SEX
When I was in JS2, in my Agric. Science class, my teacher taught about asexual and sexual reproduction in plants. A truant pupil mate of mine yelled in excitement, “fucking plants”!. Good Lord, what a day that was…. He got that thrashing that could make the devil repent.
But seriously, what is sex? To many of academic standing : it is sexual intercourse between organisms of the opposite sex (hmmm, I feel intelligent). To the youths: simply, many names come to mind: “fucking”, “banging”, talking-the-talk”, “the 3rd leg-walk”, “slamming”, “shinning” and my favorite, “becandus”.
See, the thing is sex or whatever you are comfortable calling it, is quite enjoyable (don’t criticize me, I know ……..yes, am no saint). As the young grow, they become curious and start experimenting with it. Some leave it, others stick to it like a necessary drug (which it is if you look at it in another way). Have you guys(and girls) noticed that electric feeling of lips touching, deep slow hot breath, the slow palpating of hands on sensitive areas,…nostalgic, right?! That’s about the best part of sex. Then comes the deed deed which lasts for about one hour (without encouragement…….I speak for myself sha). But all these innuendoes are for the perverted portion of today’s youth; an 80 to 90% ration.
And in today’s social standard, sex is seen as a weapon: oh yes, for I have seen men fall to the power of that “honey-valley” and I have seen nymphoes develop from simple home girls after receiving the “dick”!
Sex is hustled, hunted, researched, bargained and negotiated for, and the funny thing is that; once orgasm is achieved, the craze fades.
God is wonderful. My reason for saying that now is this, that thing called orgasm is pretty smaller in humans than is pigs!!! Yeah!! A pig (male), experiences 12 orgasms after ejaculation on its own. Can you beat that?!! Secondly, women crave sex more than men but in all right of irrational behavior, women can rationalize and control their urges ( It is about the only place where most women can begin to phantom the word “RATIONAL”).
Men tend to sacrifice honor for a few hours of sweat. All this because of misdirection. We’ve at one point or the other faced sex in prints, in the media and other outlets. For example, in the advert to sell an electronic or an automobile, a sexy lady maybe the anchor for such a piece. Ever wondered why?
Don’t get me started on pornography! Is it the girl or the guy that look so healthy and athletic, making sex look like a dish?! With those implants of images in our minds, we assume we would go 40mins in the act but only last less than ten miserable ones, pathetic misdirection is what I call it!
Sex is always a short, brief, deceitfully-short-lived adventure. We just go in, out and in again, to the left, to the right and phew!!! Done and done! The awkward moment is where you and your partner lack what to say other than stare!
And you know what?, most ladies view it that keeping your legs sealed metes respect. This is the truth, with or without sex, if your primary brain receptors are stupid, so would you be. Am not saying: here is sex, collect but its not the yardstick, really. Oh!, I’m into gals and all things good, but a virgin can be as disrespectful as a whore! Also applicable to blokes and gigolos!
How can I be gay? Another sad angle. Me, toast a bearded being like myself?! Hey! Tie me in front of a plane instead. Lesbianism?! Yep! Most guys can live with that, me sef, I fit but not my own girlfriend, maybe a threesome but nah! Isn’t that hypocrisy?
Love making on the other hand is gratifying, relaxing, assuring, safe, sweet, syntilating, and oh!( other words I ain’t thinking of). That aspect is higher than sex, not mechanical or stressed. Not found in a store or school but in marriage. SO WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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